Pittsburgh Steeler Fan

A Pittsburgh Steeler fan is any fan who wears a Troy Palomalu or Ben Roethlisberger jersey because they have a weird attraction to overrated rapist quarterbacks and a captain caveman throwback who does gay ass hair commercials. They are fans who claim to be so awesome because their team won so many Super Bowls but nobody gives a shit about them but themselves. They actually use the excuse "We won lots of Super Bowls" when they lose a game. When they win a Super Bowl only one city cares. Pittsburgh. When they go to away games they have more fans than the team they are visiting because they save up their money all year long for travelling to cities like Cleveland and Cincinnati. They spend the rest of the year eating out of trash cans because they have no money for food. When the Steelers lose a game at least 5 fans commit suicide. And when they got owned in the Super Bowl they went into hiding, I haven't seen a single fan in MONTHS. That's a good thing. Even when a fan passes away they recover quickly because new fans are born every day...the only human or animal that will bang a Pittsburgh fan is a Pittsburgh fan. There is a difference between being passionate about your team and living in a state of never ending psychosis about a team that doesn't give a shit about you except for what's in your wallet. Steeler fans don't know that.

You completely drained your bank account because of a crack addiction?! Damn, you pulled a Pittsburgh Steeler Fan.

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