Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.

Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."