Tehas

When you try to pronounce Texas you want to somehow sound cool, but end up being a degenerate fuck.

Guy 1: So have you ever been to "tehas?"
Guy 2: You mean Texas?
Guy 1: Well yeah but you know I got an "accent"
Guy 2: Literally no one says that.

Tehas

When you improperly say Texas

Naturally said by people who want to sound like they have a unique accent

Guy1: Hey man we should probably move to tehas
Guy2: Isn't it Texas?
Guy1: Im pretty sure I sound cooler saying Tehas.

Autumn

A really cute girl who always seems to get even more precious the more you get to know about her.

Guy1: Yeah her name is Autumn, she's really great

Noodleflop

It's just a word to make people somehow laugh kind of like trying to be funny but you don't have any jokes with you. This ends up not making you sound funny but like one of those unfunny kids at a party

Guy 1: Hey wanna hear something funny?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Noodleflop
Guy 2: The fuck is wrong with you