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MatPating

the act of over analyzing a story, movie, video game, or any other form of media

dude just take it for face value, stop matpating.

by Reatterd September 30, 2019

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russian mudslide

when you flip someone upside down so the asshole is facing the sky, you then insert the top of a full bottle of vodka (open) into their ass and let it all flow in then flip them back upside right and let it flow back into the bottle, the recipient then proceeds to chug the whole bottle and then gets ass fucked for the next 4 hours.

jack: "hey jim, wanna go to the course and swing some clubs today?"
jim: "nah man, i cant, my girl and i did the russian mudslide last night and i still cant stand straight"

by Reatterd March 26, 2021