Tarus

Usually a nice, loyal, and all-around standup guy who is really good to his friends and almost always seems to be in high spirits. He spends most of his time working; when he is not working, he is playing video games. Everyone around him thinks he is some kind of God at videogames that is better than everyone else. His friends all think that he shits gold and walks on water and his little cup just runneth over with unmatched and unprecedented skill despite the fact he has been waxed on numerous occasions. He is a Class-A weeaboo who glorifies animes like Naruto and Dragonball but doesn't give the proper respect to bangers like HxH and SAO. He is quite uncultured; he has never seen G.O.A.T.'s like Beetlejuice, Labyrinth, or The Dark Crystal, and he will refuse to watch any great movie or show that you recommend to him. He is generally quite easy to talk to, but do not ask him any questions because he will seldom answer them. He will only laugh at you when you confront him about it. He often laughs for reasons he will not disclose (or for no reason at all) and will laugh even more when you ask him why he is laughing. He is also a homophobe and will get on your ass anytime you mention anything that he deems to be classified as "gay shit", which is ironic because his favorite song is Bodak Yellow.

Person 1: "HAHAHA."
Person 2: "...Why are you laughing?"
Person 1: "LMAO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Person 2: .....
Person 2: *mutters under breath* "What a fucking Tarus."

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