Balls to neck

When a man leans back while sitting down and the back of his neck rests on the flesh of a nutsack.

Brice is a weird guy. He sat balls to neck after that golf game.

recoil headache

The type of headache that occurs when a woman, young child or girlyman shoots a weapon too big for their frail bodies.

Usually associated with turkey hunters under the age of 30.

Example: "After shooting Grandpa's 12 gauge I had a bad recoil headache."