Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

Beijing Bargain

A smokin’ deal that sounds too good to be true.

Originated from the fact that businesses can produce products in China for prices that just can’t be beat.

“Only 250 for a human liver? You must have dropped your prices cuz that’s a Beijing Bargain!”