Shmigga

A really good friend.
You might call your homies your niggas, but a shmigga is a dude who you can always count on to be there for you.

Ey yo is Jeremy your boyfriend or something, I always see you with him all the time

Nah bro Jeremy is just my shmigga

Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.

John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.

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