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A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.
OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
The act of tickling one's buttocks with an unlit candle wick. Invented in 2003 by a man who was angry at the world.
Angry Man: "Why I'll give you a piece of me! Prepare... for THE WICKERBOTTOM!"
Man Two: "the huh?"
(Those were his last moments of purity. He was forever traumatized after feeling the wrath of the wickerbottom.)
The act of an angry man tickling people's buttocks with unlit candle wicks. He called the move, "the wickerbottom."
The wrathful man: "Why I'll give you a piece of me! Prepare for the WICKERBOTTOM!"
The man who had tempted fate: "The huh?"
(Those were the last moments of innocence that the fate tempter had. He was traumatized for the rest of his life after feeling the wrath of the wickerbottom.)
The act of tickling someone's buttocks with unlit candle-wicks. Seems like something miniscule, but do not underestimate it. Invented in 1988 by he who shall not be named.
"Jeez, that guy's got a MILLION-yard stare. What could have hit him?"
"Only one answer. THE WICKERBOTTOM."
You have found beyond impossible levels of boredom that are unfathomable by the average human, that nobody else can solve, and if yout ry to explain it, any mortal who hears it will explode. You have made a mirrored snake pattern with your keyboard.
Watch this mortal, qpwoeirutyghfjdksla;z.x,cmvnb
A website for people to make sex jokes instead of telling the actual definition of the word.
Person 1: I typed jigglypuff into Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Ok, and?
Person 1: Apparently its when a slightly obese man masturbates with a donut.
Person 2: Isn't that a Pokemon?