PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

COYLE

SUPER SEXY, WITH A GREAT PERSONALITY.

DID YOU SEE DENNIS? HE'S SO COYLE!

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Putting The Jake On

Calling the cops.

I fucked your 15yr old sister, now your mom is putting the jake on.

I came in a taco at work, the girl who ate it is putting the jake on.

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