Popeye Turner

One with the wit and intelligents of a mongofied amoeba.

Also one with a fascination about men's bellends.

That joke was written by Popeye Turner wasnt it?

Kim you are totally Popeye Turner.

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NTS

acronym for Needless to Say, used especially in e-mail and instant messaging, similarly to LOL.

Refers to something both parties know about but are referring to.

1. NTS it sucked going to work on Monday.

2. I drank eleven margaritas last night. NTS I felt like shit this morning.

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Chicken Parm

The Process of having sex on the beach and whilst in the middle of intercourse removing the penis breading it with the sand of the beach and reinserting thus resembling a chicken parm sandwhich.

Dude i would totally chicken parm that chick at Q9

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