zerology

The state of having Nothing - Can be used in reference to not getting a degree at university (professing in 'nothing'). Subsequently this word can also be used to describe lack of emotion or lack of material posessions.

Man - 'What did you study at university Jacob?'
Jacob - 'Zerology im afraid. I didnt graduate.'

or

Jeff - 'This year i got absolutely nothing for Christmas... Zerology'

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Mary Jane

'Mary Jane' or 'Mary':

A womans vagina. A small group of women i know dont like any of the words used for this part of the female anatomy and have therefore taken it upon themselves to create a new word to represent it. One that would represent the sanctity and femininity of the female 'piece'. Mary Jane was born.

Variations:
Bloody Mary - To be 'on the blob
Hail Mary - To have an orgasm
Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow - Generally code sung by women to let a friend know they have bush showing out the side of their bikini!

'She's got a hairy Mary'
'I was on a horse and all the bobbing up and down bruised my Mary Jane'
'He buried his face in my Mary Jane till i screamed Hail Mary!'
'Not tonight love - Unless you want a Bloody Mary'

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