internet disfunction

When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.

"I'm staring at my homepage because I have internet disfunction."

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FROG

Acronym for "fucking ran out of gas," used especially in nursing homes to explain when an old man or lady dies.

"Did you hear about old lady Smith? She frogged last Tuesday."

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