FCZ

When you live in the Czech Republic (CZ) and then you live in the USA for while and return to the CZ and it's no longer the 'CZ', it's now the 'FCZ' because it fucking suck.

I can't believe I have to wake up to another day in the FCZ. FuckShitFuckShitFuckShit.

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pubic burrow

a tunnel in your pubic hairs created by a small, disgusting creature that you picked up in a fraternity.

"My multiple pubic burrows are really causing a damper on my love life. It's like a crab-farm down there."

Ruby slippers

The lips of a vagina after a nasty hump

Her vagina was like a pair of ruby slippers after a night with Mandingo

coconuts in snow

black people enjoying a holiday of skiing

"It's nice that all ethnic groups can enjoy the slopes during the season. For instance, the coconuts in snow look like they're having a wonderful time!"