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I personally enjoy eating toy cars and marbles but then again some people don't, but if its drawn by horse and buggy it doesn't make sense because then it should be drawn by horse and horse you see, if you have any other order it topples over, like horse buggy horse buggy or buggy horse buggy buggy horse or even horse horse buggy and six tanks, but as you see I'm gonna have to freestyle about this or maybe I'm shit at rapping so I just explain this in awful roasts like your mom being fatter than a hot air balloon and taking up more than the world can give but the problem with these roasts is than your mom is taller than the burj Khalifa, so I think a deez nuts joke will work besides the fact that its really lame to the direction that small dicks don't exist, now we kick the stupid stuff where it belongs and talk about logical things such as why I am wasting my time to write shit like this but I am simply trying to post the longest urban dictionary post possible so go home and study for your exam because your gonna be interrogated by someone stupider than me so give me some peace and quiet so I can write. Wings flap hands slap hot chicks wap and shit I'm getting demonetized.
L this speech I just wrote is a W, the opposite is an L
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When you stick your toe up someone's ass and then grab their shoulder and bump their head into yours repeatedly until you both have concussions
Guy: I tried to pull a Dirty Collin on my friend but he has a thick skull
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Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do
We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap
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When you slap someone's ass so hard the sound explodes the moon
guy 1: I haven't seen a full moon in a while
guy 2: probably because I pulled a dirty Owen on some guy walking down the street
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a game That lets you hold lifetime virginity
Guy:what's the similarity between a fortnite player and olive oil?
Other guy:why?
First guy: they're both extra virgin