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The act of a female torturing her boyfriend by attaching a crab to an electric fence and then to his penis.
My boyfriend wasn't answering my questions so I Brainstormed him.
7π 22π
To have sex with your partner in the doggy style position in such a feral way, that the both of you are considered wild mutts.
Never Wildmutt with your partner, ever.
To give such a powerful blowjob to your partner that your jaw dislocates
Woman: I accidentally gave my husband a Ripjaws last night and my jaw has been hurting sense.
7π 4π
To have such a large penis that your partner seems to be gravitated to it.
My boyfriend Gravattacked me last night and it was amazing.
To bang a pale girl in her rear so strongly that it makes a "wham" sound.
Dude: Bro, I banged my girl so hard last night, it was a Whampire!
To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.
I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!
3π 2π
The act of a woman giving a handjob to a man while on a private jet (no pun intended) causing a ray of sperm.
The flight would have been so boring had I not been Jetrayed by my wife.