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Porcupining

Where you and your girl are having sex with a porcupine, a game is played where whoever by the end of the sex has the most quills in the ass is the winner. The winner usually gets bragging rights to their parents as the intercourse is usually insestual.

Sam: so did you and Cheryl do anything last night

John: ye ye bro me and Cheryl were porcupining!
Sam: yooooo! Please tell me you won.
John: of course I did dad you know Cheryl follows mom for her inhability to porcupine.
Sam: that’s my boy

by ReeceCarCrashWheelwright October 17, 2018


Pigeon-fucker

When you are so angry at something and you can’t think of any possible words that can explain the anger that is inside of you so you just say PIGEON-FUCKER

John: can I get a quickie babes;)
Sharon: who the fuck are you, you fucking nonce
John: Are you taking the..... Sharon you PIGEON-FUCKER

by ReeceCarCrashWheelwright October 17, 2018

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