Iwan

Iwan is the type of guy who brings out your inner “giver”. With his blunt wit and awkward charm, he’ll have you making him a charcuterie board and preparing pancakes for breakfast in no time. He’s not going reassure you, and no he hasn’t listened to your music. Your dog is going to like him more than he likes you.

Oh and horses are jealous of him.

You: “How did he throw that rock so far?”
Them: “Oh it’s because he’s a Iwan.”

You: “why do I feel the need to clean my whole house and cook for this man I’ve never met?”
Them: “it’s because he’s a Iwan”