Irish it up

To add liquor to a beverage.

Someone hands you a plain glass of egg nog and then asks, "Want me to Irish it up for you?" They mean to pour rum in it, or some other liquor.

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UFFJ

Something extremely unfortunate, generally of a humorous nature. Acronym for "UnFortunate For Johnny."

STEVE - "My wife busted me watching anal fisting porn last night."

MARK - "UFFJ."

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clobumia

A deep-seated feeling of well-being, like happiness but not temporary; like contentment but more proactive.

My life is just perfect right now. I have a nice case of Clobumia.

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