Peter

A pita-eatin', potato salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends, beer, and sports (in that order).

Did you invite Peter to the BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.

Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.

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