fob

an indian who has just come from india. he is wearing pants that are really uncomfortablly high and his button down shirt is tucked in them. he has a part on the side and is 17 and hasn't learnt how to shave yet. he also pronounces comfortable as come-for-table.

white person "Is the bed comfortable?"

indian "It is very come-for-table"

white person "You're such a FOB, go back to India!"

indian "Why? I have come to take the t-shirts you made and sell them for wholesale!!" (Russell Peters BABY!!)

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