Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

Gayness

(n.) (of a man) The ability to sit less than 5 feet apart from another man in a hot tub

An example of gayness: 2 dudes sitting in a hot tub, less than 5 feet apart 'cuz they are gay