Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.

He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.

Bitch

Bitch
/'B (lexical intonation) iCH (secondary, topical)/
Noun
of, relating to, or characteristic of the female, Bitch, or the Bitch language, root from which all modern day references are derived.

I do not speak (understand) Bitch.
She is a first class Bitch (derivation).
Stop your Bitching.