Code 5

A discreet way to report that you have clogged the toilet in a hotel with a big log or underling.

Engineering will be up there shortly to take care of your Code 5.

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underling

The end result of beer, burritos, and bowels producing a loose, smelly, wet, stool-like substance that clings to porcelain.

The maid is going to be very upset at me for the underling I left in the toilet.

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scrub

A very thin scab on the surface of the skin which often has hair growing out of it and liquid oozing from the sides.

The mosquito bite on my scrub added an extra bit of discomfort.

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