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When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.
Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".
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Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...
George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"
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A Prayty is a big fat rave where one indulges oneself with prayer. Good examples of these are: gospel churches, the man in the mosque that starts prayers in the morning for the whole neighbourhood to enjoy and the kid at a festival that is praying for his life because he took a few too many pills.
Courtney: Shaniqua and Shanaynay had such a loud prayty on Saturday service, they could barely belt out their gospels on Sunday!