grass

A Jesus Christ with a hangover.

Hey, you know that party we went to last night? Yeah, with the crappy food... bread and wine. Well, the host is a freakin' grass right now.

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bunnynap

A bunnynap--as opposed to a catnap, which is just a short, light sleep--is a nap taken shortly after a bout of masturbation to regain lost energy.

After browsing some rather explicit pornsites and taking care of his erection, he fell back on his bed exhausted and took a quick bunnynap to get it back.

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