Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

fuckeruno

Just a sort of affected swear word, best said in an italian accent, because it has a sort of italian ending...hmm, yeah. Useful for an outburst that can be made to sound more artistic by the use of an accent, or said so weirdly it tones the rudeness down - great for when you swear and want to turn it into a less rude-sounding thing because of those present near you at the time, I have found - from personal experience.

Pronounced: fuck-er-roo-no

"Errr, did you pick up my medicine from the chemist that stops me from trying to attack random people with jelly beans?"

"No. Fuckeruno!"

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