dick dementor

Someone who gives a blowjob so good they suck a piece of your soul out

Babe, what's the matter with you? You've been laying in bed babbling for the past 10 minutes

Nothing...I just...you sucker me retarded. You're like a goddamn dick dementor

Burb Broke

When you have a decent paying job but due to being fresh out of college with massive student loans, car payments, etc you still can't afford to buy or do anything. Opposite of hood rich.

"How are you not going to come out drinking with us tonight when you are makin cash at that bangin new job?"

"Makin cash?? Dude, I am Burb broke..."

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