Fet

Verb. fet, fetted, fetting.
1. To know someone through social media connections without ever having met in person, and without the other person necessarily knowing who you are.

Adjective. fettered.
To be in a mixed state of flattery and disgust following the admission by another person that they have fet you.

Origin:
Australian. Derivative of "facebook met". (French, fete; Latin Latin fētidus)

1.
Daz at the street lights: "Erin? Hi, we've fet before"
Erin dashing across the street when the lights change: "I'm so fucking fettered right now"

2.
I spent the afternoon fetting peeps.

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freshmeat

a newbie freshman who has no friends in higher ranks and is free for all to call his or her bitch. They have no opinion and do not really matter.

*first day of school*

Renee- *scoffs* Gods look at all the stupid freshmen. *snaps her fingers* FRESHMEAT Get me a soda now!

Freshmeat- but...I don't have any mon..

Renee- *slaps* Did I ask your opinion? No! Now get me my fucking soda

Freshmeat- yes ma'am

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