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A person who believes right-handed people are superior to left-handed people and the ambidextrous.
My "Right" supremacist elementary school teacher forced me to stay inside during recess until I stopped writing with my left hand.
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The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.
Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
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It's upside down, upside down...but without the 'i' mistake.
umop ap!sdn is the best thing since 5318008 on a basic calculator!
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It's upside down, upside down...
umop ap!sdn is the best thing since 5318008 on a basic calculator!
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A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.
Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
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