Ennie

The nickname an ex-girlfriend gave her girlfriend instead of saying her real name.

Hey Ennie, I mean (insert name here), can you pass me the salt?

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Regipoo

The feeling when you rub your hand the opposite way on velvet; the rough side not the smooth side.

I like the feeling of this velvet blanket, but only when it feels smooth not the other way when it feels regipoo.