Twat wank

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

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Wands

Like cankles, but with Wrists and Hands.

"Woah... look at her big ol' fat hands... they're wands if I've ever seen then!"

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