Fish

Spawn of Satan. The ugnliest, most terrifying creatures on the Earth, except for maybe Chuck Norris and Pokemon.

Person One: "Did you see those fish?"
Person Two: "Yeah, and I think I just pissed myself."

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Tangled Web of Lies

When multiple people continuously lie to each other forming s state of such confusion that you forget where you are, what you drank, and who is in the bed next to you. This "web of lies" will not be sorted out until a kid with Pokemon cards tells you the real truth, which burns like Moonshine going down your throat.

"Dude, what is up with this tangled web of lies?"
"I don't know... where's that chubby kid with the Squirtle Pokemon card?"

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