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Tønna is your average tiktok Npc.
Tønna: That guy from Ohio, Poggers
If you are lucky enough to see a real Kyrre you will have a once in a lifetime expirience. He will hypnotize you by playing the hitler song on his gituar. After that he will tickle your balls with his long crusty ah beard. No one has ever dared to touch his beard and if you take on the challenge it must be hard to walk because your balls are gigantic. The roumors says that he have a japanese sword in his pants along with his huge shlong, and that he is not afraid to use it. If you want to lure him to your house it is only one way: kiss, the band. He would die to listen to their music and you can often find him masturbaiting to them. he also has a bad record with small girls so i would recomend staying away if that is you. And if he dosent like you he will make you play yellow submarine everyday until you get depression.
Kyrre: (plays gituar)
Guy: (gives Kyrre a blowjob)
Photo by Olav or Photo for short, is a hot, masculine, sexy emo guy.
Normal guy: Hey have you seen photo by olavs new instagram post, he is so hot in his new suit.
Other normal guy: that shit bussin, poggers
Mikkel is a short Asian guy wich only says "ahhh ok"
Normal guy: hello
Mikkel: I no speak english
Normal guy: ching chong
Kolo is the ultimate prestige polish final boss. He will upgrade your town hall faster than the master builder.
Guy 1: Oh what a nice house!
Guy 2: Kolo was here
Monkeypox is a dangerous virus wich naturaly will spawn in 2 places: ohio and africa. Monkeypox can only be transported by monkeys and since africa is full of monkeys wich fly all over the world, you can now find it everywhere.
Normal symptoms might be huge craving of bananas, fufu, grape kool aid or fried chicken. Your skin also might get the wrong colour, wich in that case there is no turning back unless your like michael jackson.
Requise: ohh oh ahh ahh (scratches his armpit)
Other guy: he has monkeypox
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While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?
Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)