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Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.
1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."
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the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.
Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.
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The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.
The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.
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Basically AIDS 2.0, but having all the symptoms of chicken pox
Timmy: Dude, I think I might have monkeypox
Sam: Okay, well no touching tips for a month then
A nasty disease that causes big sores and primarily spread by the promiscuous LGBT community.
I guess they didn't learn their lesson in the 1980s/1990s, so here comes Monkeypox to remind the gays to have safe sex.
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(N.) The 2003 Anthrax. Said to be gotten by touching diseased prarie dogs, HENCE THE NAME!
So far, now theres Chicken Pox, Cow Pox, ( and the fictious Cow & Chicken Pox ) Small Pox, Big Pox, Pig Pox and now Monkey Pox. How about for next year, we get back on the farm animals theme and go to Rooster Pox?
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A homosexual male who coughs, sneezes or serves the majority heterosexual public.
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