Cum Dodger

After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.

You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.

"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.

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*Poke*

Typically, usually a middle aged "pedophile", in the works of only talking to 10 to 16 year old's by networking, "Internet" slang.

As he will, "*Poke*" he strokes, until the other person figures they themselves are oblivious that there is in fact, a pedophile cybering, with he/she.

Hotman69: Hey, how's it going ?
JohnothanTaylor: its goin good..
Hotman69: Teehee, *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: uhhh
Hotman69: weeeeeeeee! *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: This is Chris Hansen, with catch a predator actually.

Hotman69 has signed off................

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