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The pure starvation of Cannabinoids, the aftermath of a "Tolerance Break", an Endocannabinoid System in a state of emergency needing cannabinoids as soon as possible due to advice given to stop using Cannabis by someone who likely never has - a doctor.
1.) "Wow, that dude is so cannamaciated if he doesn't get some THC in his system fast there could be issues." 2.) "I went to my doctor after feeling depressed, I've been cannamaciated for 2 weeks now trying to reduce my THC Tolerance and everyone I talk to irritates me." 3.
People that define themselves based on the type of business they have that generally sells CBD. This type will often tell you to 'have a Hempy Weekend' and integrate the word Hemp into almost everything that sounds like it. The same type of human will also claim they have the best product on the market, that it gets nobody high, and then when sales get slow they'll start selling THCa and claim it's 'from hemp' - and then tell you to have a Stoney Weekend just to make a few dollars. The Hempsters are known to change their game based on net profits; they also allowed all the legacy people to sit in Jail, irritating the old-school stoners to no end. The best way to spot a Hempsters is the lack of a joint in their hand.
1.) "That Hempster just told me that THC-O is a natural cannabinoid, what planet did they come from?" 2.) "Have a Hempy Weekend? Nah, I'm smoking an OG preroll stuffed with diamonds!" 3.) "Just say no to Hempsters, most of them have no clue that 1000 mg is only 1 gram"
The most incredible version of Bougie possible and is generally reserved for those that have the initials OG after their name or those that engage in the finest of top-shelf cannabis. This term also describes skateboarders, roller skaters, and other athletes that are way too cool to be categorized as Bougie, as well as items, stores, and other products that are used by Coulgie people.
"I just went to that new Coulgie coffee shop, it's where all the local hipsters hang out"
"Check out her Jacket, she bought it at the Coulgie store that just opened up."
"That dude is beyond Coulgie; check out that brand new Skateboard he's on."
"I'm headed towards the beach, where all the Coulgie people are"
"Whoa, this preroll is coulgie"
This is a Cannabis User that was around far before legalization in their state or country. Without these hardcore pot loving, dank-wanting, reefer-consuming, and sticky icky lovers of the plant, there would be no Legacy Growers. Somebody had to smoke all the weed grown back then, and that mainly was this type of person who had to deal with the law, hide their stash from friends as there was so little weed around, and even lie about whether or not they were high. Legacy Stoners are the backbone of the new and modern Cannabis Industry. One must have partaken in regular use of the Cannabis plant before their state or national law legalized it in order to be recognized with this title.
"That legacy stoner is nearly 70 years old and still hiding his stash like the cops are coming; someone let him know it's legal now" "I'm a legacy stoner; I bought weed far before it was legal." "I spent a year in jail because of some pot I had on me; I'm a legacy stoner through and through." "I admire legacy stoners, they had the tenacity to keep on toking up even when there were no state laws to protect them." "The hippies were the true legacy stoners, no wait, I think it was Cavemen."
Someone who bogarts the joint uses all the dabs or smokes the stash up before everyone else can get some. A Terminator of your Cannabis Stash, it can even be a Cat.
That guy is such a cannabinator, if you smoke a joint with him make sure it's half gone before you pass it. Don't leave them alone with your stash, they're cannabinators (pl). My Dog just went cannabinator on me
Tired but stoned, a condition that effects those who love THC and burn one either late at night or after activities that wear them out. A condition that appears when a person has inhaled so much cannabis it has made them tired.
"Man I'm Stired after that long drive and all those doobies, but let's smoke another joint!"
The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.
1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control