Colombian Noose

When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.

John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.

Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.