Beaver Pelt

When your golf shot results in a huge grass divot which resembles a hairy beaver (vagina).

Michael left a nice 70's style beaver pelt on that last shot! Hefner would be proud.

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Weasel spray

The fictitious spray one uses to rid itself of a completely dirty, nasty, cheating person who often looms around the office.

Hand me the weasel spray. I was just in a meeting with Jennifer and her remnants are still here.

Dog Track

A golf course that is in horrible condition; so bad that it's not suitable for a dog.

That golf course isn't worth $15 to play, it's a complete dog track.

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Hey Gang

The often overused and annoying call to arms by the office cheerleader to get the attention of a group of two or more.

Hey gang, wanna huddle up for a meeting later on this afternoon?

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