Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.

Mexican Dinner Rush

When you are 69'ing an girl and you pour traditional Mexican foods such as beans, taco meat, guacamole, etc into her vagina and start eating it rapidly

Male: Girl I'm gonna give you a Mexican Dinner Rush!

Female: What is that?
Male: You'll find out in a minute ;) arrrrriba

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