The doonie van, is whenever you have to get to doonie land. So the only way to get there is the doonie van. Otherwise known as game or rizz.
Jake: hey girl, are you a star because your shiny
Jessica: omg thats so sweet
(Tyrone and jamal listen to the conversation)
Tyrone: ey jamal, this man definitely not going to the doonie van on the way to doonie land
Jamal: word bro, word