the flying spaghetti monster

God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.

Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kokage

Kokage litterally means cow shit in Danish, but as ko means cow and kage means cake it doesn't make a lot of sense.

Danish ass: Do you want some kage?
Guy who just learned Danish: Yes!
Danish ass: Here! Have some kokage!