January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

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December 23

National date your best friend day and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit

Me: Date me
Friend: No I’m straight
Me: But it’s December 23

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December 26

National date your best friend day in case you missed the 23, and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit

Me: Date me it’s December 26 because we missed the 23rd
You:ok

December 13

National fuck ur best friend day

Me: smash it December 13
Jim: yes!

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December 15

National no virgin day. Make all your friends who are virgins no longer virgins, even if it’s one of the homies seeing this automatically gives you a pass to be gay the whole day

Toby: Hey it’s December 15 ;)
Tom: Oh shit really, ok where you wanna fuck then?
Toby: Right here right now ;)
Tom: DIPSHIT WERE IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY, but i mean I’m down

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