pudding hatch

The entrance to your ass

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang

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Juggling sausage

Providing handjobs to multiple males simultaneously.

The Catholic school girl invited all her guy friends over and demonstrated her affinity for juggling sausage.

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bury the sausage

To insert a penis into a vagina

I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!

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hifuckinglarious

Something that's just too damn funny

Did you see that dramatic squirrel video? It was hifuckinglarious!

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Indiana-ugly

A resident of the state of Indiana that is ugly in a uniquely "Indiana-way". Causes of Indiana-ugly are unknown, but it is observed that most residents suffer from this syndrome and is likely a result of generations of inbreeding.

I stopped at a gas station on the toll road and got a sample of Indiana-ugly. My eyes started to bleed.

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