One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.
Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.
when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.
one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace
a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole
i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe
A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"
Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas
a calendar of events, directions and everything inbetween of where to go, what to see, atms, strip clubs planning out events with the guys.
usually given list to designated driver/sober friend leading the outing
for those gentlemen who need a little help remembering to shit shower and shave
also great for outting with the guys especially when visiting a new locale finding hotspots, pubs, sports, women
example:
where we going next? who's got the guytinerary?