donut and blowjob day

15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...

Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!