pronundrum

The potential opportunity created by a confusing or illogical problem; an attempt to fabricate an opportunity where one is actually highly unlikely/ impossible;
fabricated opposite of conundrum;

While locking your car keys inside your car is a conundrum, claiming that you can take some action to resolve the situation would convert the situation into a "pronundrum".

2👍 1👎

corduroy ninja

A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance

A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim

6👍 1👎