Buel's Creed

A polite way of saying that something is, "bullshit," without offending anyone in the room.

"He says that we need to book our ideas up, or they'll kick us out, but that's, 'Buel's Creed,' if you ask me."

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Tura

To not be able to pronounce any words containing more than one syllable.

He's drunk too much. The guy's completely, Tura'd.

OR

I can't understand you, you god-damn Tura!

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