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A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.
She snortblasted in the congress building once, so we pretended that we didn't know her.
Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.
Yeah, I mean she's Steamboat hot, but I could do much better in Denver this weekend.
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Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.
Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
1: When you're at a party or club and you are balling so hard you gotta rock your 'do with a bandana like the late Lucille.
2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.
Doggystyle is always better while Lucille Balling.
When friends prank another friend through the use of a fake person, usually through a dating app or website, in order to lure them into a 1st date where their friends are waiting and they realize it was a set up. Similar to "catfishing" but over a much shorter, less intimate, time frame and in simple jest. Not intended to be a mean prank, more of a you got "Punk'd" type of deal.
Axel: "Wait, where's Sophia?"
Friends: "YOU GOT "BAMBOOZLED", BITCH!"
Axel: "aww for serious? You assholes owe me a shot!"
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A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.
What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"