fade to black

An expression used when describing "the normal pubescent development in a child's life as his/her skin turns from white to colored." This symptom has not yet been proven, but it is believed to be true in Uzbekistan, Bosnia, and other foreign countries.

If you can't respect that, your whole perspective is whack; mabye you'll love me when I fade to black.

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hootnanny

1. A word commonly used by cowboys and other Southern folk; means roundabout, gathering, party, or just a plain old fucking good time.

2. A gathering that involves mischief, paganism, or other heinous acts.

1. Jesus, Clem, did'ja go ta that ole good hootnanny last night? Dang, that was a quesa-dilla worthy cowboy hunchback sunnuvabitch cockfight we had!"

2. "Don't leave, Janet. The boys will talk to you, touch you, take off your clothes, and before you know it, a hootnanny will come out of your anus and we'll all be to blame."

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bemilver

A bakers hat
What a baker wears on his head to bake.

That guy's bemilver is silver!

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Burrito buns

Getting butted slammed, without your knowledge or consent. (Poked in the ass.)

This one time, Swappy passed out in a rest area on his way back from boringham. When he woke up he said his ass hurt. He couldn't sit down for like a week. I think he was hit by Burrito buns

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lemony snicket

A slang term for a woman's genitalia with a slightly lemony aroma.

1. "I stuck a flute up my lemony snicket."
2. Rabbi Yossi Greenfield asked Janie to stand up and present her lemony snicket to the class.

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